To Kansas City

Getting to Kansas City from St. Louis was a fairly easy trip, but I did get the chance to soak in some of the rural countryside radio coverage. For those of you curious as to what people in the great midwest do, aside from the whole unprotected sex/abortion condemnations, apparently they paint and dress up animal carcasses. Were animal carcasses nationwide to suddenly become all dolled up, then the Dallas-Memphis corridor would be Milan. If the whole bloating from unexpelled gases didn't make them too fat to be fashion models that is.